Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Nobody Reads This Stuff!

Okay, this is ridiculous. NOBODY EVER READS THIS STUFF!

I am wasting my time.

I could literally publish my address, phone number, social security number, all my secret passwords, and the combination to my bicycle lock on this blog, and feel confident that I would not become a victim of identity theft - or lose my bike. As a matter of fact, I might just do that, because I've been looking for a safe way to store all my personal information!

So...until I get an email (NYCRadio@gmail.com) from someone, telling me they read this - I am not writing another word.

Really. Not one more word. Seriously. I'm telling you, I will stop completely. You won't see one more thought from me expressed on this blog.

I mean it. Don't make me prove it, because I will. And then you'll be sorry. You'll miss me. You don't think you will, but when you come back here to see what I've written and there's nothing - that's when you'll realize what I meant to you.

Don't say I didn't warn you...

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